Recurring Jokes

Zippy can't run an SMP

The joke of Zippy being unable to run his own SMP arose when Episode 5 was pushed back one day due to Zippy's internet being knocked out and the server having not been started. He has been relentlessly mocked ever since. Another reason for Zippy being made fun of is his refusal to give out admin to other members, resulting in him having to constantly come on the server to rescue people (mainly River).

Who The Fuck Is Edward Clariss

This joke came about in Episode 2 when, during a chaotic moment, EwanD (under username Edward_Clariss) joins the game, resulting in River shouting "Who the fuck is edward clariss?" This has since become a recurring joke, as whenever anyone mentions edward clariss, a member (normally Cavywav) replies "Who the fuck is he?"

River Fucked Up (again)

This is mainly an off-camera joke, stemming from River constantly pinging Zippy in the discord server to bail him out of an unusual situation he is in. These include becoming stuck in a bedrock cage and jumping into lava after attempting to equip his elytra mid-fall.

TheRandomMelon Never Plays

This is the most simple joke in the SMP. TheRandomMelon has not appeared in an episode, and his inactivity is a recurring joke. In the private discord, his role is "A Living Meme". The group attempted spam pinging him for several days straight in an attempt to get him to reply, and it appeared to have worked. He is expected to begin playing soon.